were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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