I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
