Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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