he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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