i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
