Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
we made out on top of his cat.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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