I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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