You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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