I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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