PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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