Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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