Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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