I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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