Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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