Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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