If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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