what if every blade of grass was a penis?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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