It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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