So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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