k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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