i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My life is pants optional.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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