Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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