Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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