Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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