the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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