I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She needs sedatives and a leash
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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