Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What drink are we having for lunch?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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