names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I lost the right to judge tonight
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
