We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we made out on top of his cat.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
MIDGETS
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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