And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just high enough for therapy.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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