She's JV to your varsity
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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