Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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