You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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