do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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