That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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