u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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