If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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