You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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