well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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