Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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