The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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