so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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