Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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