You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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