I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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