shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I look excited, but its just a facade.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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