Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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