I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I'm both gender and math confused
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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