try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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