the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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