Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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