I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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