Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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