Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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