Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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