YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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