what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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