Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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